THE WALKING DEAD ( 2010 - 2022 )
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Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
two-thirtyy answered:
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say
the latest dispatches from room 156
happy monday folks
room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!
a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020
2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet
have not updated this post in a while so here, enjoy some room 156 content in these trying times
sorry if you find updates to this post annoying but this is my tumblr and I’ll be as annoying as I want baybeeeeeeeeeeee
there are only 7 school days left and I’m feeling Emo™️ about it so here are some room 156 tweets
I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter
I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"
Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal
IT WONT LET ME CALL HIM TODD HOWARD
todd howard is a slur in the elder scrolls universe
alignment chart of the 3 kinds of responses in the notes:
Anonymous asked:
in middle school a girl wrote fullmetal alchemist fanfiction for an english assignment and she got in trouble not because she submitted fanfiction but because it was 32.000 fucking got damn words. It was a creative writing assignment meant to clock in at maybe two pages if your handwriting was big. the whole thing was handwritten too, we couldn’t type and use a printer for this one. I’m haunted by her. She even wrote it in pen first draft no editing. her name was bridgette but she insisted it was actually Moondust. no i’m not fucking kidding about ANY of this i need to haunt you with this information like i am haunted. Moondust.
aigenderated answered:
Okay LITERALLY GIRLBOSS!!! also this text is so big i opened this ask and was like
In high school I wrote a Dean/Castiel fanfiction for a creative writing assignment and it haunts me to this day
The amount of times I've written way too many pages on creative writing assigments is...yikes.
One of them was a "fable" that I wrote based on a Bleach scene ended up with the teacher calling me to office to interrogate me about "Did you REALLY write this? It's too good but I can't find any references to it online." And I had to explain that yes, and the thing I submited was actually the abridged version. The original was much longer.
All handwritten.
If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out
the notes on this post suck sorry op is funnier than all of you combined